I'm glad you called me, then. [ Especially because he's well aware there was a time she wouldn't have called any of them. He...he probably can't princess carry her up there because he's a damn noodle, but at the very least: ]

In that case...I'll be your crutch for the time being, Kirigiri-san, so let's get you upstairs. [ Even a noodle can be a human crutch!! ]